Oh, is that true?

All you jammers know about the Myth in Coral Canyons? It appeared in the news once, but it was just to get everyone's hopes up. It's out of control! Everyone says you'll get a free membership, or a rainbow glove, or something like that. I say it's quite astonishing that people actually believe this stuff. Now today I was just logging on, being the weird/normal Jammer I am, and poof, this seal says this:

Bad grammer, of course, but I mean DUDES. I haven't seen anyone do this for months.

I went to see how many people would believe this, but apparently no one showed up.

My point is, this is not true jammers. I was one of those suckers. I tried but never worked. Once every single soul in Coral Canyons was jumping, but it didn't break. I was the one yelling: HEY DOODS! IT AIN'T GANNA WORK! and everyone was booing me. Quite rude, govena'.

JUST DO NOT DO THIS.

IT.

IS.

A.

LIE

Have a great daaaay ^-^ ~Enchanted Rainyivy AKA Boltfan99